Vampire

The Vampire is the third and final surgery in Dark Cut 1.

Diagnosis
"Dear most humble scholar

''Upon thy discretion, we have brought the vampire to your abode so you can take care of ridding it in the correct fashion. Please take care of this problem immediately. One false move will most likely be your death.''

Regards, the Royal Guard"

The Royal Guard has given you a vampire to dispose properly.

Surgery
First you must hang a cross up on the ceiling. After this, you aim a wooden stake at its chest and drive it in with a wooden mallet. Third, you cut a slit into its oblique with a knife. Fourth, you implant garlic into the slit. Fifth, stitch the wound back together with a needle and thread. Now, with a marker, you create a line on its neck. Then, with an axe, swiftly decapitate the Vampire.